The Space Force’s new dress uniform saw its first official use with the graduation of 17 newly commissioned officers.

Ask someone in the weight room to point to their trapezius muscle, or “traps” in gym-speak, and they’ll probably gesture toward the small mounds of muscle nestled in between their neck and shoulders.

Performances begin promptly at the advertised curtain time. Latecomers will be held in the lobby and seated at the discretion of management.